THOUGHTS FOR 2015

HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR 2015

LONG RANGE FORECAST FOR EVOLUTION

Pole vaulters will eventually orbit Earth.
Women will develop shoulder hooks for purse straps. Eventually theft proof
as purse snatchers become a nuisance.

NEW DEVELOPMENTS

New APP shows a fuzzy image on computer. User pulls it into focus and prints
out a prescription for glasses.

Buffalo demonstrates  first  unmanned, GPS guided nuclear powered snow
removal device. It melts the snow at 40 mph ahead of it instead of removing it,

Now that Marijuana is legal, politicians debate whether the ban on growing hemp
should be continued. Lifting it will offend foreign hemp growers.

Germany ships first biodiesel electric cars to US. First near-zero carbon footprint electric car.

It will be revealed for the first time that the purchasing of indulgences at the church
(especially Catholic) actually does work,
and the benefit is in direct proportion to the amount.

Sadly, no amount of treatment will cure a heroin junkie. They’re gone.

Don’t waste money on fusion power. We already have it at a safe 93 million miles distance.
It’s called the sun. All that’s needed is to collect and distribute it and we’re doing that.

Gamma ray pulse may not be a serious threat to life, except for wearers of pacemakers.
Then again, it may be the single reason why life has not proliferated across the universe.
Fermi’s paradox; “Where are they?”

GOOD THINGS TO D0

Pet your dog
Eat broccoli and cauliflower.
Be obedient (Paul said this, didn’t he?)
Don’t let plants wilt. (They are obviously suffering)
Write letters (an unacknowledged cure for a bad day).
Eschew tobacco.
Worship the sun.
Revere Stephen Colbert
Abjure televangelists
Sing, dance and read out loud
Believe in aliens
Love somebody dearly